
I was reading Frank Rich's
must read column in today's New York Times on the
AIG bailout and the utter, ongoing destruction of the world economy, when something he wrote hit me and drove me to come to this conclusion:
Bernard Madoff was the most successful free-market capitalist entrepreneur in world history.
Bernie--I know you're in jail, but I hereby reward you a lifetime "Ayn Rand/Ronald Reagan Deregulation/Every Man for Himself/Government Is The Problem" award.
Congratulations, man, you really earned it!
Operating in a free market nirvana--whereby rules, regulations, the big bad government and the flat out truth just get in the way from a guy trying to earn a buck,
Madoff successfully enriched himself and those close to him to the tune of $65 billion.
The people, hospitals, foundations, endowments, and charities who lost everything to Bernie?? Fuck 'em! This is Darwinian free market capitalism, baby! Survival of the fittest! You know what the best government is?? No government!!
In true, beautiful, Darwinian form, these soft, dumb, fat losers were made extinct of their wallets by the capitalist wolf Madoff.
Bye-bye gene pool.
The fact is that for thirty odd years now--really since the election of Ronald Reagan in 1980, American economic thought has been skewed and warped into this notion that humans can trust themselves in a world without laws and regulations with regards to finance and business.
Yes, the magic wand of the all powerful 'free market' will take care of everything. Just close your eyes and drive, baby... Heck, who needs to even lock their doors at night? Humans are good to one another, right?
Alas, this is the world that Bernie Madoff, AIG, and many others thrived in and succeeded in. True free market entrepreneurs, all of them. Best in breed. Cash assassins. Money makers.
They came, they saw, and they conquered capitalism and the free market.
Greed, remember, is good. And the government is bad. I suggest we all sleep with our doors unlocked tonight...