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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

More Signs of Republicans Cutting and Running

'Competitive' races tipping Dem. across the country.

A Seven-Year-Old Designated Driver

story

KERRY: If Bush And Cheney Had Been In Combat “They Would Never Have Sent American Troops To War…Without A Plan To Win Peace”…

Where was this in 2004??

Abstinence For 29 Year Olds!

An example of the Christian Coalition writing administration policy, and our tax money going down the drain.

Kerry/White House in Backyard Brawl:

"I'm sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did. I'm not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium."

Bush On Using 'The Google'

Truck Spills 2 Tons of Pigheads on to Roadway

freak

John Kerry Speaking To Students

Which Party is Better for the Stock Market, Democrats or Republicans?

story

Blair and Murdoch Keeping Cozy

Rupert Murdoch: Arguably the most powerful businessman in the world.

Dick Cheney: The Terrorists Want You to Vote Democrat

Latest news from The Parallel Universe...

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Inside Limbaughs Studio As He Mocks Michael J Fox

WAF: Wife Acceptance Factor Gifts for Christmas

Very helpful story for the husband searching for a big ticket Christmas gift.

Teacher Busted for Stripping In Front of Class Gets Jail Time

I mean, she probably held the kids' interest, at least.

Google's Gdrive On The Way?

This much rumored product would allow you to store everything online, envision an online hard drive.

Letterman: Bill O'Reillys

More from Letterman/O'Reilly brawl.

"I'll Kill The Bitch"--Macca's Daughter on Ex-Wife Heather

Ugly, ugly divorce

Stem Cell Debate in Missouri: Issue That Could Decide Who Controls Congress

Michael J. Fox versus Rush Limbaugh...

Structural Look at Both Parties In Final Week of Campaign

The vaunted Republican 'turnout machine' versus a tide of voter dissatisfaction...

Castro: I'm Not Dead Yet

story

Friday, October 27, 2006

McCain: Send Another 20,000 Troops to Iraq

that ought to do the trick!

GOP Southern Strategy Dusted Off And In High Gear

anything to win an election...

Who Will Buy Tivo? Microsoft, Yahoo, or Google?

Internet television, the next next thing...

6 Beers, 10 Seconds

Watch Video

Republican White Flag in Crucial Ohio Senate Race

Ohio: Nation's traditional political bellweather.

Joakim Noah: Florida Gator, Bush Hater

Go Gators!

Blix: "Iraq A Total Failure"

stating the obvious...

Hook Me Up, Elmo

Innovative meth ring busted

The Who's Townshend Storms Out of Scheduled Howard Stern Interview

Who are you?

Sharesleuth.com--A Way to Make Money Shorting Stocks

Financed by Dallas Maverick Owner Mark Cuban

Cerebral Analysis of Upcoming Election

Listen

Fried Coke Catching On Big

Just like caviar!

Cowboys Coach Sues Over Dead Rat

disgusting story

Racist Tennessee Ad Was Produced by Rove Hitman

Republicans: Appealing to humans' worst instincts to win elections...

Snoop Dog Busted for Weed, Guns

Shocking, I know.

Cheney Endorses Simulated Drowning

This is comforting...

Man Dies After Lawnmower Flips, Pinning Him Underwater

freak

Republicans: This Election Is About Them Queers!

Anything to win an election....

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Schroeder: Blair Being Bush's Lap Dog Hurt European Unity

poodle

Exxon Mobil Posts $10.5 Billion Profit for 3rd Quarter--2nd Highest Profit Ever Recorded for US Company

Big Oil: Doing very well under Republican rule.

Ancient Human Hunters Smelled Blood On The Breeze

story

Now: "Sexsomniacs"

story

Democrat Tidal Wave?

Or, does Karl Rove know something we don't know....

5 More Dead US Troops In Iraq

October 2006--grizzly month for US in Iraq

Total Dead

Rare Book Librarian Thief Walks Free

ebay cheat

Race Issue Dogs Virginia's Allen

Guy kept a noose in his office--enough said.

News Corp Buying Digg?

story

Tory Shock: British MP Leaves Wife and 3 Kids for Man

story

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Model Naomi Campbell Beats Up Another Woman

story

Generals: Vote Democrat

Lack of oversight

Florida Shock: Man Claims to be Republican Gubenatorial Candidate's Gay Lover

Florida Republicans have had a tough few weeks...

Woman Has Grapefruit Sized Stone Removed From Bladder

2.2 pounds

D'Oh!! Officer Shaq Involved in Botched Police Raid

Stick to hoops, my man...

Republican Strategy For Last Two Weeks of the Campaign: Scare The Shit Out of Us

story

NYC Transexuals Now Free To Use Either Bathroom in Subway

2 for 1

Gore Blasts Climate Critic

Al Gore, 2008?


Technorati Profile

Rush Limbaugh Continues to Claim that Michael J. Fox is Making Up His Illness

Rush Limbaugh, Republican God

Arnie No Friend of W's....

Too bad he helped him so much in Ohio in 2004; maybe he's feeling guilty?

President Bush: Stealth Campaigner

Please, no pictures...

German Skull Shock

story

Dumb Ass: Man Convicted of Calling In Bomb Threat to Delay Fllight He Was About To Miss

bad idea

Administration Confusion: Is It 'Stay The Course', Or Not??

Rumsfeld off the range

London Pelican Pigs Out

Hungry bird.

7-11 Pulls Cocaine Drink

start 'em young!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

US Vegemite Crackdown Infuriates Aussies

story

Election Season Heating Up: "If you weren't sitting in that chair, I'd slap you across the face."

Democracy, Wyoming Style

Rush Limbaugh: Michael J. Fox Is Faking His Parkinson's Disease

Rush Limbaugh is the most important Republican in America.

Dick Morris: Republican Surprise?

Never count your chickens...

Barack Obama: "I wouldn't fit in with this administration [because I think] actually being informed is a good basis for policy,"

Media darling

And You Thought Your Ride To Work Was Tough?

video

Dad Pulls Gun on Son's Football Coach

Extreme parenting.

Buffet's Berkshire Stock Hits $100,000....Per Share!

That's a little pricey for most investors...

US Government Drug Czar: Pot More Dangerous Than Crank

Dangerous incompetence

Tennessee Race Goes Into Racist Gutter

Republicans getting ugly (and desperate?) in Tennessee

President Bush: I've Used "The Google"

Like father like son (remember Pappy at the supermarket in 1992?)

Lieberman/Lamont Debate Becomes Unhinged

Is it over for Lamont?

Do Cell Phones Kill Sperm?

Who knew?

Republican Senator: Iraq in Chaos

story

Prince Charles, Tax Cheat?

story

Ford Reports Loss of $6 Billion

End of the road for US Car Manufacturers?

Friday, October 20, 2006

Man and Dog

Love

Mannequin Fetish Man Busted Again

different strokes...

Canada troops battle 10-foot Afghan marijuana plants

Poor soldiers...

Canadian Foreign Minister Calls Ex-Girlfriend A "Dog" on Parliament Floor

Doggy Style

Russian Probe: Did Spanish King Kill Drunk Bear?

Boozed Up Bear?

Plastic Surgery Booming In India

Clear sign of Americanization in the world's most populous democracy..

Bush Choices In Iraq: Shitty, Shittier, Shittiest

Iraq Conundrum

Blodgett: "Third Quarter Score: Google 49, Yahoo 0"

Google--Incredible

Putin: He Raped 10 Women? That's Great!!

Putin

Philly Shop Owner: I'll Rape You If You Make Me Stop Selling Porn

story

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

California City Looks to Throw Aliens Out on to the Streets

Draconian, xenophobic

Republican Retreat In Ohio?

Nation's traditional political bellweather seems to be leaning heavily Democrat.

Mass Gubenatorial Race Heads Into Gutter

2006 Political Climate

Rape and Murder Soldiers Face Death Penalty

Ugly

Mayor Bloomberg's Car Stolen, Employee Beaten Up

Breaking News

Mike Tyson Campaigns For Maryland Republican Senate Candidate

Link

Latest Evans/Novak Political Report

Link

Sick: Body Part Scheme Uncovered

Dead Body Parts

Main Claims Gold Teeth Stolen From Mouth While Asleep

Ouch!

Space Wars

Heck, might as well take over space as well--

Indonesian Tree Gets Police Protection

story

World's Smallest Robot Hand Developed

BuzzSkyline writes "The world's smallest robotic hand has been built by Yen-Wen Lu and Chang-Jin "CJ" Kim at UCLA's Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering Department. The microhand can make a fist that can grasp objects smaller than a millimeter across. Check out the freaky video on the researchers' website of the microhand grabbing a blob that looks like a fish egg. The tiny hand is made of inert materials, making it ideal for handling gooey biological samples. Lu and Kim describe their microhand in a paper published October 16 in the journal Applied Physics Letters."

See Creepy Video Here

Miami Man Found Trapped in Air Conditioning Duct

story

Foley: This Is Why I Like Young Boys

In Oprahworld, there is no such thing as personal responsibility

NYC Republican Congressman: Baghdad Is Just Like Manhattan

Let's all book our flights!

Rove: We'll Keep Congress

Does 'Bush's Brain' know something the rest of us don't??

Arizona: America's Dumbest State?

This news can't be welcome to John McCain...

Mitt Romney: 2008 Republican du Jour

Repbulicans going moderate?

I Know You're In The Axis of Evil, but Let's Talk!!

Desperation

McCartney Divorce Getting Ugly Quickly

Into the gutter we go! All billionaires really ought to sign a prenup--

Pope John Paul, The Cartoon?

story

Cheney: Iraq Going "Remarkably Well"

Increasing evidence that our country's leaders are living in a parallel universe.

Scary Stuff

Madonna: I'm Keeping My Baby

poor kid

9 American Troops Dead In Particularly Bloody Day In Iraq

story

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Rick Santorum Is Losing His Mind

Iraq War=Lord of The Rings

Focusing On The Important Issues In North Carolina

Bizarre debate

Average Wall Street Salary Hits $300k A Year

story

NZ Road Rage Maniac Gets Two Years

thug

Oops!

Vegas developer accidentally pokes hole in $140 million dollar Picasso.

Disgusting: Man Caught Taping Sex With 15 Month Old Daughter

Throw the book

Barack Obama: Political Rock Star

Obama '08?

Man Gets 160 Years For Killing Family To Attend Prom

Must have been a hot date?

Secterian Bloodshed Envelops Iraq

These people just don't seem to love freedom. I don't get it.

Girlfriend (20) of San Francisco's Mayor (39) Busted Drinking

Ok to die in war for your country at 18, but not to have a drink.

Woman Sues Police After Being Pulled Over for Anti-Bush Bumper Sticker

free speech?

Pretty Nasty Kick

Ouch

Japanese Cars Dominate in Fuel Efficiency

As good a reason as any to explain why both US car manufacturers, Ford and General Motors, are teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

Hooked on oil.

Emerging Republican Election Strategy: Protect Senate Majority At All Cost

Republican money trail indicates white flag is being raised regarding the House of Representatives and a defensive wall strategy being employed around roughly three Senate states. The three most competitive Senate races as of now are Virginia (Allen/Webb), Missouri (Talent/McCaskill), and Tennessee (Corker/Ford).

Follow the money...

Mike Tyson: Let Me Fight Women

Perhaps he'd prefer to just nibble on their ears??

Britain's First Ever Case of 'Web Rage'

Dude needs to lighten up a bit--

Shark vs. Seal

Amazing video

Hillary Finding Jesus?

Just in time for 2008!

Republican Candidates Avoiding Hastert Like The Plague

Scheduling conflicts galore--

Chinese Cars: Not A Question of If, but When

Like with virtually everything else business and manufacturing related, Chinese made cars are headed for American and European consumer:

Story

Vista: Another Microsoft Rip-Off?

story

"Freaking" By Kids: A Sign of the Times?

Not exactly the waltz--

Music Industry Files 8,000 New Lawsuits

Swimming Upstream

Bono: Tax Benedict Arnold

I'll save the world, but I won't pay my taxes.

K-Fed Bodyslammed

White Trash

China: Aspiring Superpower (in Golf)

China/Golf

New Browser

If someone could tell me why they haven't yet switched over to Firefox yet from IE, that would be great, because I have no idea:

Firefox 2.0

Iraq's Christian Population Decimated

From over 1,000,000 under Saddam to less than 100,000 today. Well done, Mr. President. Mission accomplished indeed.

Iraq

Gift Idea For Geeks

shower curtain

Kangaroo Kills Motorist

Drive Nightmare

Monday, October 16, 2006

2nd Nuke?

Axis of Evil

Arnie & Bloomy Lovefest Continues

These two are the #1 and #2 examples nationally of the non-fire breathing, bible thumping wing of the Republican party: fiscally conservative yet pro-enviornment, pro-choice, for stem cell research, etc. Both assuredly harbor presidential ambitions, and Bloomberg with his billions could very well run a credible Independent run for the White House in 2008.

Future of the party?

"I've been to several U2 concerts, but I don't know whether I went to that one,"

That's about as good as, "I smoked it, but I didn't inhale..."

Abramoff/Republicans

Cats and Dogs

Freak

A Bit Early?

Crocodile Hunter's 8 yr old daughter to star in own TV show.

story

Goodbye, Habeas Corpus

King George

Tidal Wave?

Guardian Article

Latest Congressional Polls

The Fight For Congress

Fetish Marriage Seemed Doomed From The Start

Talk about having the deck stacked against you...

Freaks

12,000?

Getting Dizzy Yet?

Reuters Joining Virtual World

Reuters

How To Blow A Billion Dollars

Mr. Firecrotch

New For Dorks

Geek TV

The Killers (non-satire)

Living the high life.

Christian Rock Band Cleans Up Hotel Room (satire)

Rugged Kross

Madonna In Malawi For 18 Months?

Something tells me that no matter how wonderful, tender-hearted, and magnanimous Madonna is--this deal is about to fall apart:

White House Disses Bible-Thumper Supporters Behind Their Backs

All this coming from the tax payer funded "White House Office of Faith-Based Initiatives." Wait a minute, is this Iran or America?

It's All About Getting Their Votes

Disney World, French Style

Story

Video

Iron Lady Likes Romney

Thatcher/Mitt Romney

Dunces

Idiot Students

Fried Coke

Only in America. More specifically, only in the dirty South:

Finally, Proof: The Fatter You Are, The Dumber You Are

Proof

This Was Probably Not A Good Idea

School Bus Race For Charity

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Giant Wild Pig Attacks Woman

Pig Nightmare

Government Says No More Mocha Flavored Cigs

Flavored Smokes

Good Problems To Have

Smart new and expecting parents would do well to teach their children Chinese.

$1 Trillion

Oops!!

Heck, it's only5 years in jail in a foriegn country!

A Flash of Sanity From a British General

Iraq

New UN Secretery General Appointed

Ban Ki-moon. I'm sure he's looking forward to working with the Bush administration for the next two years. They are a bunch of foreign policy studs!

New Secretery General

Thank God This Guy Was Caught

You know, who cares if people get drunk 6 nights a week, half the time hopping in their cars and narrowly missing killing people. What this guy did is a whole level deeper of evilness. He was clearly a menace to society. You see, the system really works!

Booze is much better than grass

Remember When Bono Was A Rock Star?

Bono and Oprah

Male Canadian Football League Cheerleader Retiring After 31 Years

That's right, I'm not making this up. His name? Pigskin Pete. The cheer? "Oskie wee wee! Oskie wa wa! Holy mackinaw! Tigers! Eat 'em raw!"

Oh Canada

These People Just Love Freedom

Idn't freedom a beautiful thing? Mission Accomplished indeed!

Freedom Lovers

Another Swing, Another Miss

I know this will come as a shock to many, including me, but it appears that the Bush administration has been rebuffed by the world community regarding sanctions on North Korea. Given the enormous amount of international goodwill this administration has built over the past six years, plus having an affable, reasonable man like John Bolton heading up the negotiations, one really could have expected a success. I don't know about you, but it's becoming increasingly clear to me that the rest of the world are a bunch of terrorist coddling pansy evildoers.

North Korea Diplomatic Whiff

What A Buzz Kill

And a nightmare.

Mountain Dew

Next Generation's Voter

WSJ Politics

This Sounds Like a Horrible Flight

Smokers International Airway

Friday, October 13, 2006

This Bitch Is Hard Core

Heroin Burrito

CBGB, R.I.P.

To even begin to try and explain the significance of this place if you don't already know it would be a colossal waste of time--probably a hundred books have already been written on the subject. Anyone who lives in NYC knows the East Village has been gentrified, and CBGB has been nothing more than a deteriorating tourist attraction for years now. However, in the early and mid 70's the place was the epicenter of a music scene and movement that reverberates to this very day. People who hung out there at the time probably had no idea they were witnessing history. A roach infested, sweaty, crowded dive bar in one of the sketchiest neighborhoods of a city that had literally gone bankrupt was the place where rock and roll killed itself and then was resurrected. So the next time you're around Bowery and Bleecker where Bleecker ends, where the Starbucks, McDonalds, $3500 one bedroom apartments, and kids with $400 Ipods now rule the roost, steal a moment and go back in time 30 years. Back to a time when the city was real, and CBGBs was the center of the universe.

CBGB Closing

Dandy Don is a Serious LSU Football Fan

Football is a serious, serious deal to a lot of folks down in the South. This dude Dandy Don is a good example of that:

DandyDon

Creepy Texas Fuzz

police

Your Tax Dollars Hard At Work

Thank God this threat was snuffed out before it could further materialize, I just hope they came prepared and were armed:


Keystone Cops

Air America Goes Under

It should tell you something that I never listened to this station for more than 5 minutes...apparently I wasn't alone. The quest for the liberal Rush Limbaugh continues...

AA

This Will Be A Home Run

The technology will, at least. People want to access everything on their computers at any time from any place, including their itunes, excel spreadsheets, adobe files, etc. And they don't want to lose everything forever if their computer dies or have to always remember to back things up.

Filesanywhere.com

The New Hollywood 'Must Have' Accessory?

First Angelina, now Madonna?

Adoption

This is a Great Movie

I'll be the first to admit that I have a little 'Anglophile' in me; Christ, being an American I don't think there's anything wrong with that. England is after all the source of our language, and many of our customs. They settled the place, for heavan's sake, and perhaps most importantly have been our most steadfast ally in the war on terror. Just kidding on the last part.

Anyway, having said all that I can hopefully remain objective by saying that the movie "The Queen" is an excellent film. I saw it earlier this week with my fiance, and we thought it was fantastic: great acting, very believeable, and very fast paced. It seemed like a two hour movie was over in 10 minutes--a hallmark of any good flick.

Here's the website, it's a small indie film so it might be hard to find a theatre that's playing it, but if you get a chance, I encourage you to see it:

The Queen

Ehealth.com

This stock went public today, and shortly after its 11am IPO promptly ripped up 79%, which harkens back to the good 'old' 1999 stock market days. I think the concept is great, however. Healthcare in this country is an unmitigated disaster, and most people approach getting their own health care with about as much enthusiasm as they would a trip to the dentist to get a root canal. This business seems to greatly simplify the process.

Ehealth

Surreal In Washington

This is a good overview of W's press conference yesterday. I don't know about you, but I am very comforted with him managing our international affairs. I am feeling very safe these days.

W

Latest New Hampshire Presidential Poll

I know it's still way too early, some say anyway, for talking about 2008--however this New Hampshire poll does provide us with good insight as to how the race is shaping up. These early polls are mostly important for money raising purposes for the candidates--ie if they are polling well they can go to the major donors and claim to be credible. Of course billionaires, like dark horse Independent Party candidate Michael Bloomberg, don't have to worry about such trivial details.

New Hampshire Poll

Mark Warner Not Running

A highly successful former two-term Governor of red-state Virginia decided yesterday not to run for president. Here are the reactions of some of the other probable Democrat candidates. In case anyone was wondering, I think Al Gore will be the Democratic nominee...

SEN. HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON (D-NY): "I respect his decision. It's such an intensely personal decision . . . he's been a tremendous public servant, and I hope we haven't seen the last of him in Democratic politics and on the national scene."

SEN. EVAN BAYH (D-IN): "Governor Warner is an exceptional public servant, a great leader, and an influential voice in the Democratic Party. I know how tough a decision that this must have been. Mark Warner has much to contribute to the national debate and I look forward to working with him to make our future everything it can be."

SEN. JOHN KERRY (D-MA): "Anyone who has wrestled with this decision knows how hard it is, and Teresa and I admire Mark and Lisa's devotion to their family. I know Governor Warner will find many ways in the time ahead to continue making enormous contributions to our Party and our country. Teresa and I wish Mark and his family the very best in what the future holds for them."

GOV. BILL RICHARDSON (D-NM): "Because Mark has spent his career fighting to support our children and families, it is not surprising that he is putting his family first at this time. As a devoted father and husband he understands what is best for the Warner family, and we should not question his decision. However, I fully expect Mark will continue to fight on behalf of the Democratic Party, America's families, and for this great nation. I am sure we have not heard the last from Mark Warner."


GOV. TOM VILSACK (D-IA): "Mark Warner has been a tremendous Governor for Virginia, a leader in our party and is a wonderful friend and colleague. I look forward to his continued participation in the national dialogue of how to govern effectively and move our country in the right direction."

Free International Calls

Let's face it folks, the days of paying anything to speak with someone via phone are numbered: This new company is further proof of this:

Futurephone

The United States Is Exploding

400 Million

Goldman Sachs' Big Swinging Dicks

Suffice to say, if you make partner at Goldman Sachs and you are not a degenerate gambler or something, you are not going to be worried about things like how much dinner costs:

Goldman Rituals

Donald Rumsfeld, Strange Bird

Don Rumsfeld says that "Except for my wife and family, that is my favourite photo." That is just flat out weird, is what that is:

Don Rumsfeld, Warped American

Jeb Bush and Mark Foley's Emails

An interesting article that if for nothing more than it illustrates Jeb Bush's emailing style:

Foley/Bush Emails

Friday The 13th: Traditionally Scary for the Stock Market

The markets just seem to be going up and up and up and up, however from experience we know what goes up, always must eventually come down. Today is Friday the 13th, it's as good a time as any to begin a correction, one would think:

Scary Markets

Sony Wants Its Walkman Back

Sony has taken a shellacking and lost a lot of face when Apple came in and basically disintermediated their precious walkman. Now, as this article seems to indicate, they are beginning to fight back:

Sony Walkman Article

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Santorum/Casey Jr. Senate Race Heats Up

Santorum is widely regarded as most vulnerable incumbent Senator seeking re-election. During the past 6 years, he has voted the same way as W over 90% of the time:

Penn Debate